Credit Crunch, Pegnant Teens, War Crimes, Genocide And Skin Cancer
The Policies And Consquences Of Republican America
The Republicans have certainly got a lot to answer for, illegal wars, economic mismanagement, educational failings, mass murder and global meltdown to name but a few.
This coming Tuesday they'll have to answer to the electorate of america, and hopefully they won't be daft enough to vote for more of the same.
Hopefully Obama will win, but I'm not sure how long a black lefty can last before the same people who did JFK, Martin Luther King, and 9/11 get rid of him.
Meanwhile in England, Jonathan Ross has been a very naughty boy, and when I saw the ever developing Ross/Brand scandal on the news, I must admit that it all seemed a bit standard media outrage at the silliest of things, whilst ignoring the genuine horror and carnage of state run paedo sex rings, and current state of the country, but then ITV flashed a picture of Andrew Sachs holding a little kitten...
That changed everything!
A man that age could quite easily drop dead from a heart attack after receiving messages of that nature, and if he's got a kitten, not only will he die, but also the baby kitten will slowly starve to death because there's no-one to feed it, so that's two viscious and brutal murders Ross and Brand would be guilty of, and where's the humour in that?
I think they should both be sent to prison for a very long time indeed, and I also think that Obama's team need to rush out lots of press shots of him playing with kittens before Tuesday.
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