Obama Don't Multitask...
Sickness And Disease
Or Just Plain Weakness
Embarrassing moment of weakness for Obama, stalling for time as the Dow plunges during an awkward interview. I'm no expert, but I don't think he handled it very well.
I know Putin does martial arts, so it wouldn't surprise me if he'd have snatched it clean out of the air with a pair of chopsticks.
Whether or not he'd have chosen to psyche his interrogator out by chewing it up and spitting it in his face (possibly blowing a whole through it), or simply adopt the US family friendly option of tossing it toward the nearest window, I don't know, but I do know that whatever his choice, he'd have maintained eye contact with the interviewer throughout.
I'm not sure how to say this without sounding racist, but I've been seeing news reports for some time now since the US election, and I can't help but notice that Barack's a black man...
And whenever I see black people with flies buzzing around them it's usually a sign of sickness and disease in yet another famine hit country.
I was in my early twenties before I genuinely realised that not everyone in america lives in a big house, with a huge double garage, a big front lawn, and a swimming pool in the back garden, because that's all I saw on TV.
I realised much sooner that not all africans have flies in their eyes, as I used to see them get CS gas in theirs, whilst getting beaten and shot in Johanesburg, as Thatcher refused sanctions and taxed Bandaid because Nelson Mandela was a terrorist!
A few years ago I saw a news report on america with a black woman bathing her grandson in a tub full of water, that wasn't fit for the farmer's cows to drink, in a field with a shed in it.
I've seen Barack spend countless trillions during his six months in office stuffing cash benefits into the pockets of bankrupt banks and dodgy motor companies, and I'm curious...
Has he got that woman a house with clean running water yet?
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