Which member of the royal family is most likely to be outed as a closet racist through their public use of the 'N' word, or something similar, in the coming weeks?
My money's on Prince Phillip, but Wills could be a dark horse on this one, as I remember seeing him and Harry wearing backwards baseball caps on TV once, I never thought anything of it at the time, but in view of Harry's recent rants, I wonder how hard it would be to get them shouting "Yo Nigger!" whilst wearing such attire.
It speaks volumes of our media when you can quite happily play your part in the ongoing illegal slaughter of 100,000 innocent Iraqi's, just so long as you don't call them niggers...